All About the WC

There's this one guy in my office lah..Mr. Adam *bukan nama sebenar*. He keeps on making unnecessary faulty actions to the office toilets. Since june/july when i first came in as a trainee right, we keep on experiencing blocked toilet bowl. Im talking about, water filling the bowl up to it maximum water space when u flush cos the water aint goin nowhere down the system cos its clogged. So u can imagine what u can see in the water there *gross*. So what's the reason behind all these blockage? Too many darn toilet paper is trying to force themselves in there. To make the long story short- we found out that the toilet will be blocked only after Mr Adam goes to he toilet. And God knows how many toilet paper sheets he use to wipe himself ok. Im talking about up to half of the usual toilet paper roll at one time. Serious! Then he buat duh jak. As if we dont know its him. Unfortunately. im always the one that will go to the toilet after he does so i always end up Pumping and pushing the toilet paper down the toilet till its unclogged. Yes, he doesnt know how. I have the Girl Power power, i know.

This happens every other day EVERY SINGLE TIME after his turn. We end up distributing a roll each, so that we wont be using to much*the problem is solved!*. Then u know, he pretends by not using his roll at all. Sheesh. whatever. By pretending that way, it will look like as if the trainees are the ones who are creating all the toilet chaos. Again - as if we all dont know its him. Oh. only his girlfriend doesn't know, n she's part of the office.

Anyhu, most recently - someone broke the handle*to flush the toilet* guess who's fault? yes Mr Adam. Cos after he went it, Miss X went in and saw that it's already broken. HE BUat apa dalam toilet?!!! adoh! SO we end up pulling the thing inside the water tank to flush.

AND THEN! the problem doesnt end there. The next day - at 8.30am sharp when he just arrive at work he goes straight to the toilet * i tell u he shits alot- up to 5 times a day* then guess what happened? the water tank fell off of the wall!!!!!! This time though, he couldnt hide it so he had to tell Miss X*she's the secretary*. So tell me how to flush? We use the basin to flush lah. My kampong toilet way more advance ok. Oh and he even broke seat's screw off so we have no seat - this is another separate incident. His butt so bigg is it. or he leaned on the seat cover so hard it cant hold his weight?

* U see - no water tank....tell me how on earth did he do that? He leaned on it while berak is it? Or he pulled the water trigger in the water tank so hard? *

* HAve to use basin to flush toilet - how kuno is this*

THEN the next day - which was last friday. he went in......AND NEVER COULD GET OUT Ahahahah! cos he made the door knob kaput. He is so ganas he literally destroyed the toilet. tunggu the toilet bowl jatuh menimpa the office below jak. How did he go out? He climbed to the other side - theres a space where he can climb up and he got out through the Secretarial Room. All of us couldnt go toilet lor...cos it was locked. but one time i could not stand it anymore i wanted to pee so badly i asked Miss X for an unused card n tried to be McGyver. It opened. I think i have the toilet talent. Really. Cos ever since then ive been rescuing everyone who has accidentally lock themselves in the toilet.

* The magical card i used to rescue my people*

GIrl Power. Seriously.

They didnt call for MR Adam (he's the only guy in the office k), they asked for Elissa.

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i rescued his gf too. -___-

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I can do it even in high heels. Boo to Mr Adam. Just know how to shit to much but dont know how to pump itu toilet n rescue own girlfriend. Cheh

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