An avid Toilet visitor

One day, after work my dad brought home 6 packets of Clenx Tea DetoxSlim. He asked me to try it. You see, we have alot of things in common,especially our favourite things to eat and drink and flavours. At first glance, i thought la "pahal i should drink Clenx Tea? i shit everyday and i never have problems with toilet visitation(?)" but since he offered it for me to try so i tried it la. And so i drank it after my dinner, just like what the instruction said, and continued on with my studying session*i had a 2;45PM paper the next day* and boy was i glad that my paper starts at 2:45 because around 2AM*yah i sleep late cos need to study!* my stomach started to have this intense feeling of wanting to go to the toilet, SO MUCH, like imagine the feeling of wanting to go to the toilet but times 10. so..INTENSE ok!

The aftermath was err dark, no black "junk"?, like....TONS of it, seriously.Ive never felt so satisfied...as apposed to the erm..aftermath, it was surprisingly refreshing and clean-feeling and made me feel er sexier? hahhaah. The next packet of tea that i drank still have the same effect of wanting to go to the toilet so much but without so much intense la. i guess there was not so much of accumulated toxic in there anymore. I wanted to share this experience with my dear friend who has constipation problem since school time. *why lah?* I know how it feels to not being able to "let-it-go". So i think you should give Clenx Tea a try. It works big time! True true one ok. Even now i feel like wanna shit already and i've been going to the toilet since forever. Make sure you don't take it when u have something important going on tho. Maybe during the weekends when ure at home? Hehe. Not only its good for constipation problem, it's also good to get rid of "accumulated waste" which sounds scary thinking that each one of us are carrying unimportant junks inside us. No wonder we feel 'fat'. hehehhee Now i can have KFC then go back n drink Clenx Tea, yay.

So, woman, try it yah. Hope it helps.

XoXo

or,like how dav would type,

XXX

HAHAH!

Bowling

Inset: an Unskillful player

I played bowling today...the last time i played was 10 years ago with Belinda. Back then, i clearly remembered when i tried to bowl, the ball went backwards instead of sliding infront. *damn malu*. Luckily today, within that 4 hours of bowling i didnt experience any "mishaps"..if not i'll definitely will pack-my-bags-and-go-home...literally..

Even though so, i didnt manage to ever..even once...STRIKE..i manage to succesfully "un-strike" tho, if u know what i mean...HINT:all pints still standing up gleefully laughing at me.

Nevermind...practice makes perfect. Even though I'm that bad in bowling, at least i burnt 600 READ:600 calories in that 4 hours!! yay...its been ages since i burnt any calories...heh.

Yesterday i only burnt 128 calories*i think* by washing a car vigorously. ..yes..that's vigorously...sigh..